Tactical Drinkware. Explosive Style.
Built rugged for those who serve and those who sip hard.
Shop NowSharp fade. Sharper attitude.
This mug isn’t for the regulation robots — it’s for the shitbags who flirt with the line, rock the low regs, and couldn’t care less about a few side-eyes from higher-ups.
Featuring a clean, classic Americana tattoo-style portrait of a squared-away fade surrounded by roses, stars, and bold banners, this 15oz ceramic coffee mug perfectly captures the unspoken military truth: if your haircut’s too fresh, you’re probably “that guy.” And we respect it.
Design Details:
● Vintage tattoo art of a low-reg haircut with floral & star flourishes
● “Low Regs” up top, “Loose Morals” down below — and no apologies in between
● Hilarious nod to the guys who push the grooming regs (and everyone knows it)
Mug Features:
● Premium 15oz ceramic construction
● Glossy finish with long-lasting high-res print
● Dishwasher & microwave safe for daily use
● Built for barracks rebels and sharp-dressed troublemakers
Great For:
● Military members with confidence and a fresh fade
● Barbershop humor, unit gifts, or anyone labeled “unsat” with style
● Coffee lovers who live by the saying: look good, get judged
They can’t Article 15 your mug. Push the line — sip in style.