15oz "Low Regs, Loose Morals" Coffee Mug

Sale price$12.99

Low Regs, Loose Morals – 15oz Ceramic Coffee Mug

Sharp fade. Sharper attitude.

This mug isn’t for the regulation robots — it’s for the shitbags who flirt with the line, rock the low regs, and couldn’t care less about a few side-eyes from higher-ups.

Featuring a clean, classic Americana tattoo-style portrait of a squared-away fade surrounded by roses, stars, and bold banners, this 15oz ceramic coffee mug perfectly captures the unspoken military truth: if your haircut’s too fresh, you’re probably “that guy.” And we respect it.

Design Details:

     Vintage tattoo art of a low-reg haircut with floral & star flourishes

     “Low Regs” up top, “Loose Morals” down below — and no apologies in between

     Hilarious nod to the guys who push the grooming regs (and everyone knows it)

Mug Features:

     Premium 15oz ceramic construction

     Glossy finish with long-lasting high-res print

     Dishwasher & microwave safe for daily use

     Built for barracks rebels and sharp-dressed troublemakers

Great For:

     Military members with confidence and a fresh fade

     Barbershop humor, unit gifts, or anyone labeled “unsat” with style

     Coffee lovers who live by the saying: look good, get judged


They can’t Article 15 your mug. Push the line — sip in style.