That’s Not How I’d Do It – 15oz Ceramic Coffee Mug

Every unit has that guy. Now he has a mug.

We all know the type — never lifting a finger, always got an opinion. This 15oz ceramic mug immortalizes the iconic military peanut gallery: the armchair sergeant who sips his coffee while judging your every move with that timeless phrase — “That’s Not How I’d Do It.”

Featuring bold, classic Americana tattoo art of a skeleton in cammies casually sipping from a mug, this design is for everyone who’s ever been micromanaged by someone who doesn’t actually do anything.

Design Details:

●     Grinning skeleton in digital camo and helmet

●     Hot cup of judgment in hand

●     Retro tattoo-style banners that say what he’s thinking

Mug Features:

●     Durable 15oz ceramic construction

●     Dishwasher & microwave safe

●     Fade-resistant design with a glossy finish

●     Perfect for barracks, office, or field desk sarcasm

Great For:

●     Military members & veterans who’ve seen it all

●     That one guy (or every guy) in the unit

●     Daily doses of caffeine and passive critique

Because sometimes the loudest opinions come with the least effort.

Sip. Judge. Repeat.