Sick Call Sacraments – 15oz Ceramic Coffee Mug

Hydrate. Medicate. Sock swap. Repeat.

Every service member knows the holy trinity of military medicine: drink water, take Motrin, and change your socks. This 15oz coffee mug pays tribute to the time-honored “cure-all” handed down at every sick call — with a hilarious twist and bold, traditional tattoo art.

The design features the three sacred items of field medicine: a bottle of Motrin, a hydration bottle, and a fresh pair of socks — lovingly framed by bold flowers and vintage banners declaring “Sick Call Sacraments.”

Why You’ll Love It:

●     Classic Americana tattoo style with military sarcasm baked in

●     Durable ceramic construction that handles daily caffeine deployments

●     15oz size — because you can’t cure pain on 8oz of coffee

●     Perfect for barracks, desk duty, or grumbling through field ops

Features:

●     Dishwasher & microwave safe

●     Glossy finish with high-res fade-resistant print

●     Great gift for service members, medics, or anyone who’s ever heard “you’re fine” one too many times

The Corps doesn’t issue miracles… but this mug comes close.

Honor the sacraments. Sip accordingly.